Holy Skits

Here is an example of a skit – this one was written (and to be performed) at CRT in September: CLICK HERE to hear audio

Boy: ‘ere dad, where you off to with all those carrier bags and a big smile on your face?
Dad: CRT, son.
Boy: CRT? What’s that, dad?
Dad: (after thinking) mmm … Not quite sure.
Boy: Let me help … don’t want you disappointed like last year.
Dad: Last year … but there wasn’t one … or the year before that … or the year before that
Boy: So you must be really looking forward to it … whatever it is
Dad: That’s right son … but I’ve forgotten what it is … you said you can help.
Boy: Of course. Let’s ask Professor Google …. CRT … let’s see … critical race theory? Examining race as a social contract …
Dad: Sounds too frightening … can’t be that!
Boy: Cathode Ray Tube? … old way of showing images
Dad: No … plenty to watch on my TV at home
Boy: Canal and River trust?
Dad: No … can’t swim.
Boy: Cardiac resynchronization therapy?
Dad: Nope … nothing wrong with your dad’s old ticker
Boy: Church revitalization trust?
Dad: Rings a bell … but … no …
Boy: Ah yes … I think I have it … after all you do run a Christian bookshop don’t you?
Dad: Yes … I’m getting excited now …
Boy: CRT … here’s the website … Bringing the Christian Trade back together
Dad: That’s probably it … but where does the CRT come from?
Boy: Doesn’t say … I’ll make one up … Christians Resting from their Troubles …
Dad: That will do … now I know why I have a smile on my face. Thanks son.