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Here is an example of a skit – this one was written (and to be performed) at CRT in September: CLICK HERE to hear audio<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Boy:<\/strong> \u2018ere dad, where you off to with all those carrier bags and a big smile on your face?
Dad:<\/strong> CRT, son.
Boy:<\/strong> CRT? What\u2019s that, dad?
Dad:<\/strong> (after thinking) mmm \u2026 Not quite sure.
Boy:<\/strong> Let me help \u2026 don\u2019t want you disappointed like last year.
Dad:<\/strong> Last year \u2026 but there wasn\u2019t one \u2026 or the year before that \u2026 or the year before that
Boy:<\/strong> So you must be really looking forward to it \u2026 whatever it is
Dad:<\/strong> That\u2019s right son \u2026 but I\u2019ve forgotten what it is \u2026 you said you can help.
Boy:<\/strong> Of course. Let\u2019s ask Professor Google \u2026. CRT \u2026 let\u2019s see \u2026 critical race theory? Examining race as a social contract \u2026
Dad:<\/strong> Sounds too frightening \u2026 can\u2019t be that!
Boy:<\/strong> Cathode Ray Tube? \u2026 old way of showing images
Dad:<\/strong> No \u2026 plenty to watch on my TV at home
Boy:<\/strong> Canal and River trust?
Dad:<\/strong> No \u2026 can\u2019t swim.
Boy:<\/strong> Cardiac resynchronization therapy?
Dad:<\/strong> Nope \u2026 nothing wrong with your dad\u2019s old ticker
Boy:<\/strong> Church revitalization trust?
Dad:<\/strong> Rings a bell \u2026 but \u2026 no \u2026
Boy:<\/strong> Ah yes \u2026 I think I have it \u2026 after all you do run a Christian bookshop don\u2019t you?
Dad:<\/strong> Yes \u2026 I\u2019m getting excited now \u2026
Boy:<\/strong> CRT \u2026 here\u2019s the website \u2026 Bringing the Christian Trade back together
Dad:<\/strong> That\u2019s probably it \u2026 but where does the CRT come from?
Boy:<\/strong> Doesn\u2019t say \u2026 I\u2019ll make one up \u2026 Christians Resting from their Troubles \u2026
Dad:<\/strong> That will do \u2026 now I know why I have a smile on my face. Thanks son.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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